My Teacher Hates Me

Ok letz gt somethin straight...i am alot of things; f-bomb, soccer player, leader, smart, blonde (nd it didnt come frm a bottle!). The list goes on. Theres also things im not; perfect, short, rich, model. That list goes on 2.
The point im tryin to mak is tht i am nt A BAD STUDENT. im more of a teachers pet now tht i think abt it. I do my work, help ppl do theirs, gt good grades, study(even if its the night before), ask questions, answer questions, and occasionaly help the teacher with errands.
ok so every teacher ive eva had has liked me....all the way frm pre-k. this year? nt so much. my ss teacher is out to gt me i swear. hes always yelling at me fa the stupidest things. here is my proof starting from the beginning.



1. It was sometime during the first couple days of school and we were discussing good studying skills (dont ask how tht relates to ss, i hav no idea) so sometime during the middle of class hes lik ok raise ur hands if u study the nite before...be honest...nd hes lik i used to do it to u know...nd i decided to be honest nd raised my hand. nd hes lik nd we all feel tot unprepared for the test the next day right? nd i was lik i dont. nd hes lik well tell me how studying the nite before works better then studying dayz in advance, nd i started rattling off excuses..."u remember the stuff u studied more if u study the night before thn if u study a week before"..."it always worked for me"...blablahblah, nd he was lik (in a rlly angry tone) well tht mite work for u but normally it works rlly badly nd blahblhablha...lik whteva, u asked fa my opinion nd i gave it to u! so stop tryin to prove me wrong, opinions cnt be wrong.

2.We were talkin about beringia....nd how the first Americans migrated to America during the Ice Age. So he was talking about how they eventually traveled to South America....ect. so stupid me didnt realize that duhhhh no one lives in Antarctica nd asked how they gt there....nd he walks ova to the map lik he's gonna answer the damn q bt intead starts yelling, that has nothing to do with U.S history! nd idk! nd we r talking abt American History, not antartica! nd it kept going nd i was lik wow. so instead of saying camly u know im not rlly sure but it doessnt hav to do with us history, so dont worry about it, lik an adult, he instead decides to scream his face off. Vvvvvery mature.

3.We were talking about how to tell if something is personal, cultural, or universal. So he listed as one of the examples, the students stand when the teacher enters the room. And he said in an excited voice"did u know that in china, the students have SO much respect for their teachers that they stand when the teacher enters the room?!!!" (by now, we'd learned not to ask q's) nd under my breath outloud i said the first thing that popped into my head. so what happens if the teachers alrdy in the room? nd he heard nd was lik wht'd u say? nd normally i wldve been lik nvm, bt he was in a good mood so stupid me has to open my mouth nd repeat the q. nd he walks ova to my desk nds lik, wit a tot straight face, in a thundering booming voice "why do you ask such stupid questions??!!!!!!" nd thn the bell rang nd i heard him mubling in a whiny high- pitched voice as im leavin the classroom, repeating my question ova nd ova, mimicking me. lik rlly? as soon as i hit the hallway im crackin up nd the funniest part is that three diff. ppl tht were in tht class came up to me at diff parts of the day nd r lik, u know i was wondering the same exact thing, so really how stupid was tht q rlly?

4.So hes yelling at this girl cuz she didnt do her hw nd out of nowhere turns a full 180 nd yells in my face, directed towards me, "im just trying to be nice!!!" nd thn he stompz away nd im lik wow? rlly? i had nothin to do wit anythin bt somehow u end up yelling at me. real nice.

5.So we were given this current event hw assignment nd i cldnt find my rubric, so i borrowed a friend's and copied it while he was blabbing on about American inians...nd i was totally listening. lik if he asked me a q i cldve answered it...i cn do more thn one thing at a time. So hes lik, jackie! r u done writing?rdy to join the class? nd i'm lik i was listening! i know wht we're talking about! (imagine a babbling dummy...that was me..) bt i was tot listening i swear...he didnt hav to yell at me!

6.So today he constantly yelled at me for stupid things lik writing in my planner while he was talking, stuff lik tht. Nd thn we did these totem pole drawings, nd he happened to menion that the most impotant person(represented via animal) is at the bottom, nd the least important is at the top. so ppl were asking stuff lik so does the leats important person gt less of things, does the most important gt lik special vip...stuff like that, nd he started ranting about how that wasnt important....blahblahblah (nd i swear hes bipolar!) cuz within the next two minz hes back to being a happy person. So thn at the end of class hes lik ok guys so its time to wrap up, have a good weekend, (thn out of nowhere he changes his voive) nd is lik i hope u guyz dont loose sleep ova the totem poles. nd everyone starts lik laughin nd we rnt lookin at eachotha cuz we know we'll burst. So thnk the bell ringz nd i start laughin nd hes lik, in mid rant, IM GLAD U FIND THIS AMMUSING!!! nd im lik wow! nd im lik i dont! nd by the time we gt into the hall we r all bustin out laughin in tears, lik wow thiz guy is crazzyyy with a capital C!

Thiz guy has tot anger issues, nd shld look up meditation.



ASAP!!!!